I am writing this blog, and it’s a blog not an “article”, about college football picks; a day after my first son was born and placed in the NICU. Me and my fiance’ not only went through and emergency c-section but also one of the worst hurricanes to ever hit Florida. Oh we were dead center of the eye wall the whole time.
Ok Johnny, so what? Look another sob story. What does this have to do with sports? Good question, assholes. How the hell can I go through all of that and still be better at my gambling picks and blogging than anyone on the internet? Like how the hell is it possible that I went 5-2 on my picks last week during a CAT 4 hurricane and a wife in labor for 3 days? Honestly? It is because I am just better than all of you. I am smarter, funnier, better looking and overall a better person than everyone reading this. These are the reasons you are reading my blogs and taking my picks.
I told you last week UCLA would upset Washington, they did. I told you Alabama would make Arkansas look like UL-Monroe, they did. I also told you that while Ole Miss is not good they would beat Kentucky and Will Levis who are frauds. Again this happened. Not to mention I also said Mississippi State would dominate A&M and that Maryland would take Sparty to the woodshed. But I am not perfect, like my son, no I was wrong on Oklahoma and that won’t happen again. So screw it let me do it again for you people, here are my college football picks. And you know with me Johnny B, Units Only Go Up.
Miami -3.5 vs UNC:
Quick easy breakdown. If the Canes don’t win this game Cristobal is on the hot seat. VanDyke either comes out and balls or Garcia takes the helm at QB for good. This is a bet on a team that desperately needs the win. Gimme the Canes. They can still win the ACC and this game could be the jump off to that.
Ole Miss -17.5 @ Vandy:
Look, the rebels had a nice win vs. an overrated Kentucky team last week. Do I think they are a real contender in the SEC? Hell no! Are they 3 touchdowns better than Vandy? Hell yes! Kiffin comes out and asserts his offensive will on a bottom feeding team here. This game is one of the easiest college football picks I have made all season.
Mississippi State -7 vs Arkansas:
Again I told y’all that Will Rogers was real last week on Units Only Go Up. Roger That! Arkansas was again exposed in the back 4 and Rogers will do the same thing at home in the Air Raid offense. Also, have y’all seen the Bulldogs run game? They are running the ball in the Air Raid and doing it efficiently, that is scary for the SEC West teams. Love State here to beat up on a downward spiraling Razorbacks squad so give the seven.
Tennessee -3 @ LSU:
Is this 100% a trap game for the Vols? Yes! Did I already get burned betting another SEC team -3 in Baton Rogue earlier in the year? Yes! Johnny why the hell are you taking the Vols here then bud? Well, I believe Hendon Hooker is the real deal. The heisman trophy is still out there for him to go grab greatness. He has his 2nd big test in death valley, where no one wins, to reach greatness. I think he will do it in this game and will lead his Tennessee Vols to a huge win in the bayou. Now are they going to beat Bama? No, but they will win and cover the 3 points here.
Underdogs That Will Be Barking:
South Carolina +10.5 & ML +310 @ Kentucky:
I mean, I keep saying it, Will Levis Is Trash. When will all of you people just listen. The guy is completely and average player. All the Gamecocks have to do is stop Rodriguez in the run game and let Levis throw the ball, he can’t. I love Shane Beamer here to not only cover the spread but to pull the upset in at Kroger Field. One more time I am saying it, this will be the game Rattler finally looks like the 5 star player and shows out vs. a decent team. Gimme the points, gimme the moneyline sprinkle, gimme the cocks!
UCLA +4.5 &ML +155 vs Utah
One of the most important things in my college football picks is always, and I mean always go with the gut. All year long I have been singing the praise of the Bruins. I truly believe in DTR, even before the sick move he pulled vs. Washington last week. He has been super efficient while still making his dual threat highlight plays. I was on this team from the preseason. I took them last week to cover and the upset and I am riding them again. Home game, Rose Bowl, DTR, Chip Kelly. I love the Bruins to keep their PAC 12 Championship dreams alive vs the Utes. Some how they are still getting disrespected and it ends with this big win here.
Boom, All winners for all you losers out there. No, this is not my full card for this week. This is just some of the games I will be playing. If you want to bet with me, a man who is on video having a record this year of 21-13 for the year which is 62% on picks so far. All you have to do is watch Units Only Go Up, or follow the twitter and win the money. My college football picks are free, for now, and are the best on the internet.
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