OJ Simpson took the time to roast Thursday night’s football game on twitter, asking if we had ever seen a more boring game – definitely not spicy.
(Photo credit: @dangerusswilson/tiktok).
This is coming from someone who first saw a bronco and said, “let’s ride!”
The infamous Bronco car chase of 1994 (Branimir Kvartuc/ZUMAPRESS.com/Corbis).
OJ’s not wrong
This game was dangerous.
For viewers at home:
Everyone at home 10 minutes in.
For viewes at the game:
Broncos fans, feeling spicy, booed their team during the game (again) and left before OT (photo credit: @lowlightheaven/twitter).
For an unprecedented number of players:
Garett Bolles carted off with a broken leg (Photo credit: Jack Dempsey/Associated Press).Ronald Darby out rest of season with torn ACL – not spicy at all (Photo credit: Michael Owens/Getty Images).Baron Browning out of game with wrist injury (photo credit: Isaiah J. Downing/USA TODAY Sports).Dre’Mont Jones out with a concussion in the 4th quarter (photo credit: AP).Kwity Paye carted off with a high ankle sprain (photo credit: Jack Dempsey/Associated Press).Nyheim Hines wobbles after concussion in the 1st quarter (photo credit: Justin Tafoya/Getty images).
Bronco, Josey Jewell, injured his knee and sat the rest of the game out. Colts, Ryan Kelly (hip) and Ashton Dulin (foot) are also out of the game with their injuries.
Richard Sherman spoke from his spicy soul, and Seahawks fans felt the flashbacks with him.
Game stats were not spicy
Brave fans trying to watch the game to the end.
A couple particularly ugly highlights of the game, in case you didn’t have toothpicks available:
4 interceptions. 0 touchdowns. 10 sacks. 6 fumbles, always recovered by the fumbling team. A more in-depth breakdown of the game can be found here.
And an incompletion at 4th and 1 in OT, that had everyone like:
Spicy (Photo credit: Ted S. Warren/Associated Press).
OJ defies time
OJ Simpson is likely the first former player who murde… transcended generations.
Everyone’s dad remembers OJ as:
(Photo credit: Getty Images).
90’s babies remember him as:
(Photo credit: Vince Bucci/AFP/Getty Images).
Zoomers know OJ as this:
Kids, if you don’t know, here is the lowdown on the murders OJ Simpson “didn’t” commit (photo credit: @TheRealOJ32, twitter).
This generational comparison was more interesting than the entire game.
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Julie Miller has been a writer at Gridiron Heroics since July of 2022. She is an Epidemiologist with a focus on the intersection between sports and science. In result, Julie writes about sports injuries. She also enjoys writing about the history of football, and football affiliated true crime.
